upon the deportation of handsome men
cary: CAN WE BE THE OFFICIAL SHIP THAT CARRIES OFF THE DEPORTED HANDSOME MEN
sia: we are the deporters
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basically the shorter you are the angrier you are
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Martells in a nutshell
Obara: BLARGH VENGEANCE
Doran: NO
Nym: So...vengeance?
Doran: NO
Tyene: ahh, vengeance...
Doran: OMG WTF NO
Arianne: birthright intrigues desperate justified tears and VENGEANCE, OK?
Doran: listen here
Arianne: ...
Doran: closer
Arianne: ....
Doran: actually vengeance
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you know a character is your favorite when you’re torn between wanting to love and nurture them in a motherly way and savagely fuck their brains out and also punch them in the face sometimes
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(Source: madeleineishere)
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why didn’t those dumbasses just listen to this beautiful man instead of fucking with everything 24/7…
bc theyre white
u know how they are
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before shaving my legs: i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
after shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING
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a haiku about my otp
god fucking dammit
can’t you just kiss already
jesus fucking christ
(Source: vampireswillbutthurtyou)
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And I know you’re mad at the battalion. Because as you know, I’ve been talking to you, and I’ve heard you. And I know you’re angry. I know you’re angry that the supply truck was burned and you don’t have that food to eat. You told me this, and I heard you. But you shouldn’t be angry at your command. If you’re angry at your command, then you’re saying it was our fault that the supply truck was burned. But we didn’t burn the supply truck. The enemy burned the supply truck. They took your food from you. That’s the important thing to remember…
#encino man’s life is narrated in comic sans #he is a walking personification of comic sans
(Source: orcses)
