March 2012
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my dad dyed his hair and moustache
Chente
February 2012
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fivecentsplease:
ayries:
palaceoffunk:
agent-355:
youthumbwithawig:
fauxkaren:
witbeyondmeasure-:
Lucy Liu has apparently been cast as Joan Watson in CBS’ bastardisation of Sherlock. Fucking bullshit arse tits wanker shit, I am so mad. I hate America. I hate every single person who thought that this was a good idea. I hope they get arrested for committing war crimes.
WAR CRIMES.
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I really need a good reason to say “JUPITER’S COCK” in public
lbr here, that’s a damn great line
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khaleesi asked: CHARLIE WEASLEY~ and also to a large extent Renee Montoya??
Anonymous asked: Huntress. Hurr.
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
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marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
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what if I made a legit boxing-type poster for...
what if
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what the fuck these new colorful icons on tumblr
I mean they’re nice but
what the fuck where did they come from
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why does this exist →
khaleesi:
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I wonder if people stumble onto this tumblr expecting a lot of Assassin’s Creed stuff due to my URL and all they get is me and my crack-ass posts
I mean I post AC stuff but
sry I guess
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seapeas replied to your post: wow that was one hot gillette fusion proglide… oh damn i feel those feels
I was like what is this… and now I will sit here consumed with lust
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#attempting to schedule my life around a...
fivecentsplease:
accesstheanimus:
#attempting to schedule my life around a children’s cartoon: a memoir
#attempting to schedule my life around a children’s cartoon: a memoir #lolololol merg ilu #I would read this
OMG CARY
HEY MAN I TRY TO SCHEDULE MY LIFE AROUND SHOWS TOO IT AIN’T EVEN A THANG
wow that was one hot gillette fusion proglide commercial with Andre 3000, Adrian Brody and Gael Garcia Bernal
I ain’t even mad
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#attempting to schedule my life around a...
#attempting to schedule my life around a children’s cartoon: a memoir
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fivecentsplease replied to your post: finished The Knife of Never Letting Go i’d say it gets better but no your broken heart just gets smashed to pieces and thrown into a blender
oh god goodbye cruel world
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finished The Knife of Never Letting Go
OUCH MY FEELS.
OUCH.
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sister: "so one of our cousins is pregnant."
me: "which one?"
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What is your battle cry? →
pirateskates:
fishingwithafish:
Prowling amidst the freeway, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Fishingwithafish! And she gives a low grunt:
“I’m going to flog you all the way to Chung-Chong-Buk-Do, and grin like a fucking maniac!!”
HA.
Striding through the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, comethPirateskates! And she gives an...
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michellefuego replied to your post: MY ENTIRE DASH IS GAME OF THRONES YASSS! AS IT SHOULD BE! (ps, I often wonder to myself, what if tumblr was around when Heroes came out. It could have been beautiful!)
omg it would’ve been the best and all our stupid commentary would’ve been legendary
clarriett tubman, sylar durden, nevar4get
MY ENTIRE DASH IS GAME OF THRONES
AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL
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thesavagesalad:
foodiewin:
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Games of Thrones - Season 2
the sound i made was halfway between a roar and a YES
mine was all roar, all yes, all tears, and all fuckaoiaoirgbmo[‘aw,l;sb oj m,
I HAVE NO GIF
NO GIF
FOR MY FEELINGS
NOPE NOPE
STOPPPIT STOpittt
the night is dark and full of terrors
crying.
c r y i n g.
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people I don’t like are in my house
why.
why.
I am just going to hide in my room until they hopefully leave
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yeahtucker replied to your post: wow I just spent the last half hour looking… you are so welcome!
I appreciate his butt tucker jysk
wow I just spent the last half hour looking through the marlon teixeiro or whatever tumblr
thanks tucker for reblogging that picture that has now made me sit here consumed with lust
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I FORGOT TO PUT CAPUA ON THIS MAP I'M DESIGNING
HOW COULD I FORGET THE CHAMPION OF CAPUA?
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you know that gif where Nine chucks a moogle across the room?
that’s me sometimes.