December 2011
“You know a resolution? Those things everyone makes but nobody keeps?”
– Me to my sister
Dec 31st
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Strip joints to strip joints
Sister: man this street is shady as hell
Me: at least the red light district in holland was classier amirite
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Sister: shoney's doesn't even exist anymore
Dad: ... Chones?
Dec 28th
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a sometimes sondheim purist
Anybody: I really loved the 'Sweeney Todd' movie!
Me: Leave.
Dec 27th
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Kaye has three pages worth of stuff tagged about...
I feel so honored :’|
Dec 27th
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FFAB canon is better than your canon
Cary: THEY ACT LIKE TONY STARK AND PEPPER POTTS
Cary: HAVE THE QUESTIONABLE RELATIONSHIP OF ERIK AND XAVIER
Cary: BUT ARE ACTUALLY OLIVER AND CHARLIE
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Carolina: my dad just tried to use powerpoint as an insult
Carolina: i was like
Carolina: dad that's a program
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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jadeita: Catches Pokémon. Immediately encounters same species of Pokémon but at significantly higher level.
Dec 27th
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“I need a Tyra gif to adequately express my feelings”
– in talking to Kaye about people and how weird they are
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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khaleesi: “maybe if I just stare resentfully at your username long enough you will be a better person”
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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“You’ll know which house it is because it’s the ugliest one on the...”
– lol my dad is a dick sometimes
Dec 23rd
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MY COUSIN GOT MY SISTER AND I PANTONE MUGS 8D
mine is 186C it’s red and fabulous :3
Dec 23rd
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if i ran a bar
seapeas: milhoose: it would be library themed and actually be a coffee shop - slash - bar and have a reading area where people can trade in their old books for books that other people have dropped off and also have a legit bookswap system in place and genre-specific book clubs it would have rolling ladders and those cool book-themed steps i would be all up in there AND YOU COULD HAVE...
Dec 23rd
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you know what would be great if whoever did those wacky reindeer gifs did three of those for house baratheon, one for robert, one for renly, and one for stannis robert can just be a fat, drunk stag rolling around with maybe a couple of bastard deer or something idk renly can be munching on a peach in a very ridiculous manner looking well groomed with a rainbow cape stannis can just be...
Dec 23rd
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me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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brittwidgeon: Read More
Dec 22nd
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k I’m gonna stop because I think these are magic dust bunnies they keep multiplying the more I clean it out :|a
Dec 22nd
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failedblackwoman replied to your post: the dust bunnies I am getting out from between the keys of my laptop keyboard is the most disgusting Ew, got air in a can or doing it by hand? I’m using a toothpick. :||||||
Dec 22nd
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the dust bunnies I am getting out from between the...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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bidonica: onionjulius: thorosofmyr replied to your post: Jaime/his right hand Imagining Jaime crooning “never mind I’ll find someone like youuuu” to his golden hand now This is the best image. 
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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so I did this thing where I said “Come, the liberation of LiveJournal has begun” logged in as my Ezio account to the latest LJ release post and it blew up to 220 different character replies take that LJ.
Dec 22nd
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are we gonna move permanently to DW slores or… says the one that is like never there sob
Dec 21st
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gloriouss replied to your post: NULJ IS HIDEOUS AS ALL GET OUT i clicked on the chat post and i was like WHAT IS THIS NEW REALITY, I DO NOT ACCEPT IT GOD I AM JUST TRYING TO REPLY TO SOME THREADS IN PEACE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN CHANGE.
Dec 21st
lovegwendoline: accesstheanimus: lovegwendoline: raisedincarolina: so the new lj comment pages are going to ruin the kink memes because you can’t post subject lines now. gonna sit back and watch fandoms react. that was my first thought when cary mentioned that lol THINK OF THE KINK MEMES LJ THINK OF THE KINK MEMES #not that I actually read those memes cochina mentirosa REIBAND...
Dec 21st
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lovegwendoline: raisedincarolina: so the new lj comment pages are going to ruin the kink memes because you can’t post subject lines now. gonna sit back and watch fandoms react. that was my first thought when cary mentioned that lol THINK OF THE KINK MEMES LJ THINK OF THE KINK MEMES
Dec 21st
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kokeshi-doll replied to your post: NULJ IS HIDEOUS AS ALL GET OUT What changes…? they implemented a completely new style of commenting, USE FLASH TO LOAD ICONS LORD CHRIST, and got rid of a lot of the nice margins also gradients and shiny things and posting/reading comments is a bitch now
Dec 21st
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kingslayers: LJ  no stop  i don’t like this omg right like everyone said WE HATE IT and they did it anyway
Dec 21st
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serafaron replied to your post: serafaron replied to your post: NULJ IS HIDEOUS AS… OMG NO MAKE IT STOP CARY MAKE IT STOP LJ IS GETTING MORE AWFUL BY THE DAY AND I HEAR THEY REMOVED SUBJECT LINES IN COMMENTS? OMG ALSO WE NEED TO CHAT MOAR I CAN’T MAKE IT STOP THINGS HAPPEN MAN I NEED TO CALL UPON THE HEATHEN AZTEC GODS OR SOMETHING THEY DID REMOVE SUBJECT LINES ASSHOLES AND ALSO...
Dec 21st
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serafaron replied to your post: NULJ IS HIDEOUS AS ALL GET OUT WHATS GOING ON IM SCARED IDK EXCEPT LJ STAFF IS BEING AN ASSBUTT AND IMPLEMENTING CHANGES WITHOUT A SINGLE WARNING
Dec 21st
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kahlan-amnells replied to your post: NULJ IS HIDEOUS AS ALL GET OUT SAM LIKES IT SHE IS DARKSIDED WHAT WHY NOOOOOOO EVERYTHING IS TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE I HATE THE GRADIENTS
Dec 21st
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NULJ IS HIDEOUS AS ALL GET OUT
CHINGADA MADRE WHERE ARE MY MARGINS MARGGIIINNSSSS WHY IS EVERYTHING GLOSSY AND GRADIENTS EW LIKE NOOOOOO
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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lostwiginity: If they had had an LJ kinkmeme in Victorian times, it wouldve been a billboard hidden in an inconspicuous London alleyway, with veiled figures pinning on pieces of paper with lewd suggetions for short stories written upon them. And Oscar Wilde would’ve started a big scandal by walking into the alley proud and unveiled, surrounded by rentboys and pinning a up a sign that said in...
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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