““It amuses me. It honestly amuses me. People have been waxing lyrical [in letters] about Draco Malfoy, and I think that’s the only time when it stopped amusing me and started almost worrying me. I’m trying to clearly distinguish between Tom Felton, who is a good looking young boy, and Draco, who, whatever he looks like, is not a nice man. It’s a romantic, but unhealthy, and unfortunately all too common delusion of — delusion, there you go — of girls, and you will know this, that they are going to change someone. And that persists through many women’s lives, till their death bed, and it is uncomfortable and unhealthy and it actually worried me a little bit, to see young girls swearing undying devotion to this really imperfect character, because there must be an element in there, that “I’d be the one who [changes him].” I mean, I understand the psychology of it, but it is pretty unhealthy. So, a couple of times I have written back, possibly quite sharply, saying [Laughter], “You want to rethink your priorities here.””—JK Rowling (via josie25)
I want someone to blow a vuvuzela in my pussy. I get so wet just thinking about it. I don’t even think the loud buzz noise would be able to mask the sound of my screaming orgasm while I came from the vibrations of the instrument.
Hernandez puts foot down Fifa has officially announced that Mexico and new Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez is the fastest player at the World Cup in South Africa, with a top speed of 19.97mph. That compares with Usain Bolt’s average speed of…
“i almost think he’s too dumb to be really super mean. like he just looks that kinda guy who cant really come up with a really hardcore insult cause he’ll feel bad so instead he’ll just give you some sassy look and run to nando or cesc or some shit”—cary about sergio ramos (via karaoke-dictatorship)